80 days and The Bath That Made Siberia Livable

Galina and I are doing renovations. She is very meticulous, I am a Bull Moose.
She explained everything we were doing and I nodded and pretended to listen.
We couldn't live in our flat for a while because there was no Bath.
I din't see the renovations as they progressed.
I've been at work 80 days, no weekends, no days off, calls all night.
Galina dutifully told me what was going on and I worked hard to forget anything she said because I'm a twit.


Any way we moved back home and I saw "THE TUB"
Its an aquatic orgasm.
Its huge!
Its a Jacuzzi!
It has underwater lights that change colors!
I love it!

Galina and I sit in it and just soak!
When I come off the Rig its my moist Babylon!

This Bath Tub is my small Oasis in the Siberian Wilderness.

For a short time I am King Neptune and Galina is my Mermaid Queen.